Reliable Whizzinators for Women to Pass a Drug Test

Using a device like the female Whizzinator is one way to sneak fake pee into a urine test discreetly and confidently. I have used it, and the results were great.

But, let’s keep that between us.

I will share a list of the top female devices you can use to discreetly hold urine for a drug test.

I will also mention devices that you can hide inside yourself for a drug test, though I strongly advise against this.

Additionally, I’ll discuss DIY Whizzinators for women and what’s wrong with them.

Do you really need a Whizzinator?

First off, what is a Whizzinator? It’s a device used to pass a drug test using clean or synthetic urine. The original Whizzinator comes with a prosthetic of a male penis to cheat the drug test collector.

Female Whizzinators are meant to be devices that a woman can insert inside herself for the same purpose—to pass a urine drug test.

But do you really need such a device?

Actually you don’t. Let me explain why.

There are two types of urine drug tests:

Unsupervised drug test: During this test, you will be in a private bathroom where you need to pee in a urine cup. Such tests are most common and are done during pre-employment and other situations. For such a drug test, you only need a bottle of urine and a way to discreetly sneak it into the drug testing facility.

Another type of drug test – supervised or directly observed drug test—is the hardest to pass. During this test, the drug collector will be watching you peeing in a cup. You will also need to pull down your pants, skirt, and underwear to ensure you have nothing on your waist to cheat the drug test.

These tests are very rare and are done by court request or if you were caught trying to cheat during a regular drug test.

The only way to pass this directly observed drug test with clean or synthetic urine is to use an insertion device. But trying to cheat such a test is extremely risky.

A lot can go wrong, and you’ll face serious legal consequences. I’ll tell you about devices that can help you do that, but I really don’t recommend doing so.

There’s a legal and safe way to pass a supervised drug test by using detox kits.

However, as I said, later in this article I’ll tell you about such insertion devices as well.

How to choose the best female Whizzinator

You can pass an unsupervised drug test using synthetic urine or clean urine. But, there are several things to look for in a female Whizzinator. I’ll explain them to you.

Quality of the urine

What you need is high-quality synthetic urine. The urine will be checked for drug metabolites. It will also be checked for natural urine parameters like pH, creatinine, specific gravity, and others. Many labs use tests to detect synthetic urine.

These tests can easily detect low-quality synthetic urine. So, if you’re using synthetic urine, make sure it’s the highest quality.

Using your friend’s clean urine is something I don’t recommend. Urine spoils quickly. You can’t be sure the urine hasn’t spoiled until the last moment. Urine can sit out at room temperature for about 4 hours, but some labs suggest only 2 hours.

So, the chances that human urine will spoil at room temperature are high. Therefore, I recommend using high-quality synthetic urine. We have a nice review of the best synthetic urine kits here: We Reviewed The Top Synthetic Urine Options For Passing A Drug Test In 2024.

Heating method

The main reason people fail drug tests using synthetic urine is because they submit urine that’s too cold. Temperature is the first thing a drug test collector checks.

So, you need a reliable method to keep your urine warm enough for the drug test. It should be between 90-100°F when you submit it.

I’ll tell you about reliable methods to keep urine warm for a drug test.

Discreetness

Lastly, you need a discreet way to sneak the urine into the drug test. Before the drug test, the collector will ask you to remove extra clothes and empty your pockets.

If they find something that can be used to cheat on a drug test, you will need to do the test under direct observation. Refusing to do so will be reported, and that’s considered a failed drug test, and your job offer will be withdrawn, or you will be fired.

So, to conclude:

• You need high-quality synthetic urine that will pass a lab validity check.
• You need a reliable method to keep it warm for a drug test.
• You need a stealth method to sneak urine into the drug test without being noticed.

Let’s talk about devices that are suitable for females. I’ll also tell you about female insertion devices, like female Whizzinators, but as I said—using them is extremely risky and not worth it.

Best Whizzinators for women (urine substitution devices) for a drug test

Clear Choice Incognito Belt

The Incognito Belt is a perfect all-inclusive solution for women needing to pass a drug test. It features a urine bag on a belt that you wear around your waist, completely discreet.

This means you can easily sneak it into the drug testing room without being noticed. The drug test collector won’t notice it, so you can feel confident during your drug test.

The urine in this kit is top quality and will pass all validity checks for synthetic urine, like UrineCheck. The urine bag is placed close to your body, keeping the urine at exactly body temperature, as required.

The kit also includes a heating pad as an additional source of heat. Heating pads maintain the urine at the exact temperature required and will not overheat it like regular hand warmers. The bag also has a temperature strip attached so you can check the temperature at any time.

The Velcro adjustable discreet belt fits up to a 48″ waist. Its perfect construction ensures it will not leak.

A rubber tube and convenient clip allow you to easily deliver the urine and mimic the sound of urination. A second clip provides a backup solution to prevent accidental spills.

The kit comes with detailed instructions that guide you through the process step-by-step. It’s easy to use and has been successfully passing drug tests since 2003, so you can rely on it.

The price is a bit high at $130, but consider that you’re getting synthetic urine for two uses, a discreet solution to sneak it into a drug test, and heating pads. Buying these items separately might cost even more. Overall, I’ve used it several times and see no downsides. It’s very convenient and a reliable way to pass a drug test.

Quick Luck with Stash Leg Belt

Quick Luck features the highest quality synthetic urine with one of the best formulas on the market. The urine in this kit is top quality and will pass all validity checks for synthetic urine, like UrineCheck. It contains enough urine for two uses, so you can use it for passing two tests.

It has up to a 2-year shelf life, allowing you to store it for future drug tests and it can be frozen and reheated multiple times.

This kit doesn’t include a stealth solution to sneak it into a drug test, so you should place it in your crotch area or bra. Alternatively, you can use it with the Stash Leg Belt and put it on your leg.

However, doing this will bring the price close to the Incognito Belt, so I suggest using the Incognito Belt.

This kit comes with high-quality heating pads that provide the exact temperature required for the urine and will not overheat it like regular hand warmers. The urine bottle has a temperature strip attached, so you can check the temperature at any time.

It also comes with heat activator powder. This powder heats the urine within seconds, so you can use it to warm the urine quickly just before entering the drug testing facility. Then all you need is to hide it on your body, close to the skin, and you are good to go.

Cupid Mini Urine Kit / Shewizz

The Cupid Mini Urine Kit and Shewizz are the same type of female insertion device, made by Sexxi Showers. The kit includes a rubber insertion device, a syringe to fill it, and three flow restrictors. The flow restrictors, resembling tampons, enhance discreetness.

Here’s how it works: You use the syringe to fill the rubber insertion device. Then, you attach the tampon-like urine holder and insert the device.

When it’s time to use, you simply remove the tampon urine holder, and the urine flows into the cup. Since it’s kept inside the body, the urine maintains body temperature, which is ideal for a drug test.

However, there are downsides to this kit. It can hold only 1 oz of urine. Drug tests typically require at least 30ml, which is slightly more than 1 oz. So, not only is it risky and unhygienic, but it also may not contain enough urine for a drug test.

Another drawback is the cost, which is high at $80, and it does not include urine. For that price, you can purchase a reliable detox kit and pass the test without the risk of getting caught.

DIY female Whizzinators

As I’ve already mentioned, I don’t recommend insertion devices, and I definitely don’t recommend DIY devices either.

However, for informational purposes, here are some instructions I found on the internet on how to make female Whizzinator.

DIY Cupid Mini urine kit

1. Find a travel scope bottle from a dollar store. These bottles have a non-straight shape, which helps prevent them from slipping out when you sit down to pee.
2. Rinse the bottle thoroughly to ensure cleanliness.
3. Use hot glue to attach a piece of aluminum foil over the bottle’s mouth. This foil will later be pierced to release the urine.
4. Apply hot glue around the bottle’s threads, ensuring a complete seal. Trim off any excess foil.
5. It’s crucial to test the donor urine for cross-contamination before sealing the bottle. Avoid touching anything that might contaminate your sample. Wash your hands and use fresh towels.
6. Practice using this setup until you feel comfortable. Remember, the nurse will be observing your behavior for signs of nervousness.

Another DIY female Whizzinator

1. Choose a test tube or a comfortably shaped container. The shape is important for ease of internal carrying.
2. Seal the opening of your chosen container with rubber bands and a layer or two of aluminum foil. This seal is what you’ll break to release the urine.
3. When it’s time to give the sample, use your fingernail to slice the foil and release the urine into the cup.
4. If you’ve been carrying the container for a while, it should be at body temperature.
5. Be cautious about where you obtain your urine sample. It’s recommended to use a high quality synthetic urine instead of a donor for safety.

Putting urine in a condom for drug test

1. Fill a condom with the appropriate urine.
2. Insert the filled condom into your vagina.
3. Attach a pin or a bit of razor blade to one of your fingernails. This will be used to puncture the condom.
4. When ready to provide your sample, carefully poke or cut the condom to allow the urine to fill the container.
5. Practice is key. Make sure you can perform this action smoothly and without drawing attention.

Conclusion

To sum it up, if you’re looking for the most reliable and hassle-free solution, the Incognito Belt is your best bet.

It’s discreet and includes everything you need. However, for directly observed drug tests, seriously consider detox options.

Using fake urine in such situations is extremely risky and not worth the potential consequences.

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